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March 18, 2025

WAKE UP!

Coffee brand ‘found to contain erectile dysfunction drug’

(Thanks to Rick Day and Rob Magnuson)

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My thoughts:
The best part of waking up ..
Jim never asks for a second cup at home ..
If your erection lasts longer than your cuppa Joe, call your doctor
Maybe you should try decaf

Rise and shine!

Pinocchio endorses this coffee...

Now with added Cialis to make your nuts CHOCK FULL!!!

Bravo, MOTW.

That is why my burro is always smiling.

I did not have sex with my coffee.

Is that the coffee or are you just happy to see me?

Sure, you might die of a heart attack, stroke, migraine and rapid drop in blood pressure. But you'd be wearing a big smile and sporting a world class woody.

Mr. Moore - you have just described my father at his own funeral, open casket. He drank a lot of coffee and he had a smile on his face that the funeral director said he could not get off my old man's face. I guess that is why they kept the lower lid closed but left the upper lid open. Friends and attendees were remarking about how happy he looked. I should be so lucky to go the same way.

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