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March 11, 2025

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

One of the UK’s leading comedy clubs has banned guests with botox in a move that’s no laughing matter for those with “reactionless” faces.

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

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Was this supposed to be funny?

How do you prevent guests from coming by threatening them with botox?

A brow lift will get you a charged with a felony before showing your picture I.D. at the door

So, no one reacts whatever the person on stage says?

They might be Republicans.

As an alternative, Botox users will be given a year's subscription to Substack and hope they find comedic relief in the contributors.

@Pullet - are you hoping their face will crack?


Hint, if they are laughing, that's a good sign. If they are motionless or throwing fruit, not so good.

Brings to mind this question - if Botox works so well to freeze muscles, why haven't they come up with an erectile dysfunction product using it? And here is a great name for it 'Beau Talks'.

Man Tom, that eyebrow lift picture was ridiculous!

Gave me the creeps.

So, no one reacts whatever the person on stage says?

They might be Democrats. (I had to respond to Ed!)

Laura_from_Canada

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