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Florida Man Arrested For Lap Dance Heist
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March 19, 2025
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Well, we can't say that he received a stiff fine for his actions.
Posted by: Jim | March 19, 2025 at 09:05 AM
In my defense, that's about as far from a happy ending as I've ever gotten before.
Posted by: Florida Man | March 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
He "displayed an indication of alcohol influence"?
Speaking English, officer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Florida man is sure in the news a lot.
Posted by: Clankie | March 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Gyration Ministrations sounds like a song from these guys.
*When the song comes on the radio mrs man has never said, "hey, turn it up!"
**I'd also like to apologize in advance for that big stupid pinky ring the lead singer has adorned. Adorned? yah, adorned.
Posted by: man tom | March 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM