THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[MOTW]

Somewhere in the recesses of my little grey cells, I remember reading about The Iditarod and that the handlers would induce bowel movement from their dogs before the start of the race by tickling their evacuation opening with a wooden match stick.
I think magnesium oxide sounds better for human athletes.

[Uranus]

Any studies of long-jumpers on beans & cabbage diets?

[jg]

All these years I thought 'pooped out' meant tired

[Pullet Surprise]

Did they include writers in this study - I mean I have heard of writer's block.