STRUMPDATE
I have a memoir, “Class Clown,” coming out in May. It tells the heartwarming story of how I went from being a random wiseass nobody ever heard of to a famous humor writer that a lot of people still have never heard of. If you pre-order a copy, I’ll sign your book and, if you’d like, even personalize it. “Class Clown” is the perfect gift for anybody you know who enjoys humor or, for whatever reason, simply likes rectangular objects. You can order your copy here.
How exciting! When you get around to personalizing my copy, remember, there is only one "m" in "scumbag."
Posted by: kwerty | March 12, 2025 at 05:13 PM
Kill'd him a barr, when he was only 23, DAVY!, DAVY BARRY!, king of the comic banter.
Posted by: Kuhnskyn Kapp | March 12, 2025 at 05:15 PM
Am I missing something? Can someone tell me how you get it personalized? The link only says signed copy.
Posted by: Steve B | March 12, 2025 at 05:16 PM
You cut and paste Dave's comments from the blog. This is the future.
Posted by: Bill Moore | March 12, 2025 at 05:17 PM
How does one personalize a kindle. or is there an fine iguana-skin leather bound volume?
Posted by: Florida Man | March 12, 2025 at 05:34 PM
Dave wrote a book?
Posted by: MOTW | March 12, 2025 at 05:58 PM
Is there going to be a tour for this book?
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | March 12, 2025 at 06:17 PM
Steve B - Way down at the bottom of the order form, there's a place to add a note.
I just ordered a copy of the book, which will go nicely with all my other books - although I think this new book will probably misbehave a bit more than the rest.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | March 12, 2025 at 06:35 PM
Sounds like a Pullet Surprise contender to me.
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I will get a copy for my father who thought that a smart ass would never result in responsible employment.
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Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 12, 2025 at 07:29 PM
We just ordered it now and look forward to reading it! And we found the box at the bottom of the order form where we could ask Dave to personalize our copy. Dave, thanks in advance!
Posted by: B&C | March 12, 2025 at 09:44 PM
Can Clippy send it to my FAX machine?
Posted by: Tyme Outt | March 13, 2025 at 03:07 AM
About that cover picture -- is that the last known picture of Dave before he grew his hair to cover his ears?
Posted by: padraig | March 13, 2025 at 08:36 AM
@padraig, I was sort of hoping he would use the class photo from when he and Sophie posed with David Beckham.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 13, 2025 at 09:53 AM
If I were to ask for a signed personalized copy addressed to this guy, would it be a problem? Would you know who I am at the time you signed and personalized the copy? Asking for a friend.
For those of you who are blind, have someone take a close at the cover for you and notice the shirt Dave is wearing.
Posted by: man tom | March 13, 2025 at 01:14 PM
man tom, the shirt is blue. What did you expect? Sheesh.
Posted by: padraig | March 13, 2025 at 06:15 PM
How long after the book comes out will your one-man Broadway show start?
Posted by: art | March 20, 2025 at 09:59 PM