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March 05, 2025

SIR, THAT IS NOW LEGALLY YOUR PROPERTY

Florida man swallows $769K stolen diamond earrings from Tiffany & Co, asks cops if he’ll be charged for ‘what’s in my stomach’

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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Possession is 9/10 of the law.

This, too, shall pass

It might hurt a lot as it passes

Jaythan Gilder -->
Already Nth jig
A jingly dearth
Thy jail danger

Hands off, cop - those are for ME!

I bet they made him look fat.

One dose of an industrial laxative and "what's in your stomach" will be a moot point.

Remember the 4 C's for diamonds; color, clarity, carats and colon.

Who doesn't remember "The Hot Rock" (1972) with Robert Redford and George Segal.

@wanderer - perhaps a follow-up colonoscopy and digital examination will help clear things up.

"Uranus" they told me? "We didn't think he had them in him, Mau" they said.

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