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March 25, 2025
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In addition to sentencing consistent with a second-degree felony, defendant's middle name shall be changed from "Schapps" to "Schnapps," and a 6" white stencil of a bicyclist shall be applied to the right front fender of her vehicle. Valet is hereby ordered to have an eye exam.
Posted by: The Judge | March 25, 2025 at 09:16 AM
Dang, Florida Woman - you "struck something" and "continued to drive in an easterly direction while dragging both the bicyclist and his bicycle down the roadway." But somehow you didn't think to check a mirror or get out to take a look?
Posted by: MOTW | March 25, 2025 at 09:53 AM
That's a two-stroke penalty.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 25, 2025 at 09:53 AM
In Palm Beach she's called a triple threat.
Posted by: Florida Man | March 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Here in The Villages we don't no stink'n valets.
Posted by: golf cart driver | March 25, 2025 at 01:47 PM
I bet her lesson would run about $200/hour. She had no choice.
Posted by: LeDud | March 26, 2025 at 09:38 AM