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".. stole the ambulance after emergency personnel denied him a ride home, according to the statement."
He's probably going to rethink that reason when he sobers up.
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Posted by: MOTW | March 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Smart move on his part, for had asked them to
"Here, hold my beer!" he would have aroused their suspicions.
Posted by: Florida Man | March 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Shoulda called this number...
Posted by: Barley Functional | March 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I suppose the troopers were very environmentally conscious and asked the man for the container when he was done so it could be properly recycled.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 20, 2025 at 01:39 PM
If it was light beer they would've shot him.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | March 20, 2025 at 03:16 PM