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March 20, 2025

NO SENSE WASTING IT

A Tampa man accused of stealing an ambulance on Saturday “finished drinking a beer in full view of Troopers” before he was arrested, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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".. stole the ambulance after emergency personnel denied him a ride home, according to the statement."

He's probably going to rethink that reason when he sobers up.

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Smart move on his part, for had asked them to
"Here, hold my beer!" he would have aroused their suspicions.

Shoulda called this number...

I suppose the troopers were very environmentally conscious and asked the man for the container when he was done so it could be properly recycled.

If it was light beer they would've shot him.

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