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March 26, 2025

NEVER LEND YOUR CAR TO A SQUIRREL

A squirrel caused $1,000 in car damage.

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

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My car goes crazy when you say the word " squirrel ".

@Clankie - one might even say that your car goes .. nuts.

I recently saw a photo from a Brazilian man who left his car windows down for the night. When he came out in the morning, there was a sloth hanging upside down from his steering wheel.

Been there, done that. Only we have chipmunks, not squirrels. Apparently the two will not share territory.

Last year, a neighbor found a family of rats nesting in the glove box of his vehicle.

Fortunately, he didn't keep his Glock there because there's nothing worse than a family of armed rodents.

In my defense, the chipmunks said they use acorn nuts to keep the wheels on.

Bravo to commenters above!

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