ANYTHING OVER A 2-YEAR-OLD IS A FELONY
Haul of meth weighing as much as a 3-year-old found during Beaver traffic stop
(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who asks "Why are they stopping beavers?")
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Always in the last place you look.
Posted by: Dam Shame | March 12, 2025 at 05:20 PM
Do police carry the Scales of Justice and a three year old in the trunk? Because that would make sense.
Posted by: Bill Moore | March 12, 2025 at 05:25 PM
so a three year old is to drugs what a giraffe is to asteroids?
Posted by: keith in tampa | March 12, 2025 at 06:26 PM
Did they have probable cause to stop the beaver?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | March 12, 2025 at 07:49 PM
The vehicle had the Florida vanity tags "MERKIN".
Posted by: 'cuz probably not | March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've been in Beaver Utah. Nice ski area up the canyon there. Otherwise, well, it doesn't even have a stoplight.
It's not too far from the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: wiredog | March 13, 2025 at 06:02 AM
How much is that in hippopotamuses? Hippopotami?
Waiting for someone to be offended and outraged at body-shaming of three-year-olds.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We need more beaver inspection points.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | March 14, 2025 at 03:34 PM