IT'S DEFINITELY HER, ALL RIGHT. OR A HEFTY TRASH BAG.

‘Fantastic’ Loch Ness Monster sighting reported — the first in 2025: ‘Committed to uncovering the truth’

(Thanks to pharmaross and Mezrap, who says "I don’t know about you, Dave, but I’m convinced.")

Comments

[Bigfoot]

It's not me.

[LeDud]

I was there in 1973 and I can state that I didn't see any monster.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Ditto in 1972, LeDud.

But was she driving a flying car?

[MOTW]

"It’s a Nessie business." Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[wanderer2575]

If you can't trust the New York Post, who can you trust?

Also, from The Librarians:
Col. Eve Baird (Rebecca Romijn): "Still nothing on that locked room in the basement."
Jenkins (John Larroquette): "Hmm, yes, I thought for a moment that the large animal room had moved, but..."
Baird: "Wait, what? 'Large animal room'? Just how large are we talking?"
Jenkins: "Oh, I guess Nessie is probably the largest animal down there."
Baird: "When you say 'Nessie,' you don't mean the the Loch Ness Monster?"
Jenkins: "Colonel Baird, 'monster' is such a label."

[Jim]

It’s either waving at us, or it simply is a wave.

[man tom]

If they ever catch this Efing thing (pain management/strength mode in effect) let's all just get real with what we, through it all in finality, have.

[Geez Louise]

"Committed" - yes, he should be.

[Jimmy Hoffa's ghost]

It's not me either.

[man tom]

Off topic.

[Ralph]

Nessie is hiring.

[Lee Harvey Oswald's ghost]

Just have DOGE check her age at the records bureau & make her do that five things you did today list & then demand she show up at the office, and if she refuses release all of the three-letter agency files on her.