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March 21, 2025

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Louisiana Man Claims It Was "Not A Crime To Throw Food On His Wife"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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In his defense, I did ask him if he wanted to spoon me.

It's also time to start rounding up all those dweebs who were throwing cheese slices on their children.

After being read his rights, Cook declared that it was not unlawful to shower one’s spouse with food items.

What if the food was just regurgitated? Is this as bad a putting slices of bread on a cat?

If the food is pancakes, would she be a "battered" woman?

Thank you.

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