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March 12, 2025

BOFFINS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS

A poo and pee 'conveyor belt' from whales is great for the world, boffins say

(Thanks to Annette)

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There comes a time, when we heed a certain call, we are the world poo&pee conveyor belt, we are the whales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wNuru4U0I We are the ones who make a brighter, better, day, just you & me.

This is just a snub from the cetaceans for the annoying Project CETI - this is what we think of your annoying boffins. "Call us, Ishmael. Or text us."

If I'm tracking with the discussion, we could then see volcanos as the explosive diarrhea of the planet.


Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two!
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo!

That's the best way to direct it to where it can do the mots good.

We just went through TSA security today, and sure enough, if you didn't have TSA-PreCheck, they were putting turtles in everyone's pants. If you have TSA-PreCheck they presume you already have a turtle in your pants.

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