ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Man found with live turtle hidden in his trousers by airport security

(Thanks to Ron Wylie, Janice Gelb, pharmaross, Richard Alexander and ubetcha)

Wait... Are they saying the turtle was hidden in this man's trousers by airport security?

Comments

[Mr. Bill]

I didn't know I was supposed to have a turtle in my pants. No one has stopped me for not having the required turtle yet. Maybe someone is not doing their job! HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK MY PANTS FOR A TURTLE OR NOT?

[Airport Security Boffins]

We were just following the 'pee and poo conveyor belt' to this man and determined it was not all human pee and poo on the conveyor belt, if you catch our drift.

[Steve]

Insert obligatory is that a turtle in your pants or... joke here.

[wiredog]

It was probably a test to see if the screeners were paying attention. Like when someone tries to sneak a broadsword past TSA.

[Florida Man]

Some kind of a weird shell game?

[NJ Man]

In my defense, it was my emotional support turtle, but those were NOT my pants.

[the holy ghost]

Some claim the only body part that god allows you you to pick yourself is your nose.

[Lucky Jack]

I'm guessing it wasn't a snapping turtle.

[man tom]

There is Something Concealed in the Groin Area of My Trousers was the less often played flip side of this, one of his not-easily-overlooked stupid, widely hated signature chart makers.

[man tom]

Comparative exercise:

This isn't so bad.

When compared to this.

[Bill Moore]

You might as well shred the Constitution! It's a known fact that George Washington kept a squirrel down his pants when flying to Washington DC.