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March 19, 2025

AND IN SPORTS

“I would like to apologize for my actions on third base yesterday.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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The first step in dealing with a powdered limestone addiction is admitting you have a problem.

In my defense, I don't usually get to third base until the second date, or the free lap dance at the titty bar.

Michigan University scandals: football sign stealing, basketball money laundering, sexual abuse by former sports doctor Robert Anderson, NCAA violations .. and more.
So a player mimicking snorting cocaine after sliding into third base is par for the Michigan U course.

Team officials concerned about Voit's potential deeper involvement with heavy drugs ordered a search of his locker where a partially used 42 pac of Tide Pods was confiscated.

So is that scored as an infield line drive?

We predict that Voit will bounce back.

I can't believe no one already said that.

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