Dave Barry's Blog

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Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

New scientific study shows you’re smarter after you just pooped

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: OK, it turns out we blogged an item about this several days ago. We're conducting an investigation to determine how this happened, although we all know there are only two possible explanations:

1. judi.
2. Global Climate Change.

AND IN SPORTS

Man Pulls Down Pants, Moons Camera

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

Space Tornadoes Are Swirling Around the Milky Way's Core

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHY THE DONKEY HAD MINTS, WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Police wrangle loose donkey with mints

(Thanks to John Lobert, who is not saying that "Loose Donkey With Mints" WBAGNFARB.)

PRIORITIES

A Palm Beach woman struck a bicyclist, then continued on to a country club where she turned over her Mercedes to a valet and took a golf lesson.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

Man Requires Medical Attention After Getting Girlfriend’s Hand Stuck in His Mouth

(Thanks to MOTW and Ralph)