Dave Barry's Blog

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Study Reveals Athletes Perform Better Post-Poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS

Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

(Thanks to MOTW and The Perts)

WE'RE TELLING THEM IT'S VIAGRA

Pigeons to be tricked into taking contraceptive pill

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Dear Team,

AND IN SPORTS

Bowlers cheer India's saliva ban lift for shining cricket balls

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

COLLEGE SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately, etc.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MAYBE HE WANTED DIFFERENT BILLS

Hyderabad Man Allegedly Urinates on ATM After Withdrawing Cash

(Thanks to Ubnholy Slacker)

BRILLIANT

Police Search For Man Who Painted His Dog Like A Tiger To Scare Away Bank Loan Recovery Teams In Kasoa

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

...the frightening dream became a reality last Friday night after she reached under her sheets and felt a snake’s tail near her leg.

(Thanks to pharmaross)