Dave Barry's Blog

AND THEY LOOK AS APPETIZING AS THEY SOUND

Marco Island man turns iguana eggs into breakfast

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

NO SENSE WASTING IT

A Tampa man accused of stealing an ambulance on Saturday “finished drinking a beer in full view of Troopers” before he was arrested, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GEESE ARE ALWAYS IN DISTRESS

Police: Reported swimmers in distress 'turned out to be geese'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

POLICE ETC.

Jury convicts man who stole $6M golden toilet from English palace

(Thanks to many people)

YOU'RE TELLING US

HUMAN INTELLIGENCE SHARPLY DECLINING

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUESS THE STATE

Man Wearing "I Never Argue" T-Shirt Busted For Violent Argument With Woman

(Thanks to pharmaross)