Dave Barry's Blog

AS IF THE SNAKES WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH

American fast-food giant Chuck E. Cheese confirms first Australian venue will open in Perth

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

'SLOW TV'

A Dutch 'fish doorbell' has turned into an unlikely online hit combining slow TV and ecology

(Thanks to MOTW)

AND IN SPORTS

“I would like to apologize for my actions on third base yesterday.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PRIORITIES

Egg interceptions up 116% so far this year, while seizures of fentanyl down 32%

(Thanks to The Perts and Jim Maiwurm)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Florida Man Arrested For Lap Dance Heist

(Thanks to pharmaross)