Dave Barry's Blog

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Florida man finds alligator in his kitchen

(Thanks to John Lobert)

DON'T STOP BEL

Houston rodeo cancels Journey concert mid-show after 'incident'

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

WELL HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO POST IT?

A woman in Cornwall got a shock when she received a notification that a 'naked' man appeared to be posting spaghetti through her letter box while she was at work.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SOUNDS LEGIT

Jim Morrison allegedly living undercover with new name in freezing cold city, claims documentary

(Thanks to Rick Day)

NO EXCUSE

Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "That’s because they escaped.")