Dave Barry's Blog

1. PUT DOWN THE BONG

5 tips for properly reporting a UFO sighting including surprising first step

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE BREAKTHROUGH WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Exact time to spot Loch Ness Monster revealed by university researchers

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This is precisely why we have university researchers.)

SOUNDS HARMLESS!

Japanese parenting app has demon call your phone and scold your misbehaving kids

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Scottish kebab pie crowned UK 'pie of pies'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE'RE ALREADY THERE

Tech-obsessed humans could have hunch backs, claw hands and smaller brains by 2100

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The CL1 is an innovative biological computer that combines living cultured human brain cells with silicon hardware in an advanced computer case that also acts as life-support for the cells.

(Thanks to Annette)