Dave Barry's Blog

FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT

Europe’s BIGGEST spider arrives in Britain with venomous, hissing funnel-web monster spotted in yard

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOPE, AND NOPE

Is cockroach milk the next big superfood - and would you try it?

(Thanks to Ralph)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Florida Keys deputies arrest man dancing naked on US 1, sheriff says

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida woman arrested for aggravated battery with a Pringles can

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA MEDICAL PRACTICIONER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

In a plea deal, a Florida doctor has admitted to dumping gallons of urine on the front door of a medical practice

(Thanks to pharmaross and Actual Name)

CSI: POLK COUNTY

'Bernice' the duck apprehended after breaking into Georgia jail

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "She was released after producing a valid Florida driver’s license, of course.")

'COSMIC BEHIND'

Guest Poops All Over Floor and Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT and People Kept Standing There

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Happiest place on Earth.")