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March 03, 2025

'TELEPHOBIA'

Srsly, Gen Z?

WINE REVIEW OF THE WEEK SO FAR

...overall, the wine does not taste good at all.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Highly Venomous Snake Known as the 'Most Dangerous Cobra' Found Lurking in a Lodge's Toilet

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MINNESOTA TACKLES THE ISSUES, DUDE

New bill would clarify that used bong water is not actually a drug

Key Quote: "Bong water has an unusually rich history in Minnesota."

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

British scientists have created a banana that 'stays fresh for 24 hours after opening'

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Or you could just, y'know, open it later?")

WE PROTEST. NO *WAY* WE'RE THAT LOW.

Miami ranked 5th among U.S. cities with road rage incidents

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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