Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

Soccer game cancelled after player's child bites referee's testicle

(Thanks to pharmaross, Unholy Slacker and Gregory Snow)

SO THAT RULES OUT FRISBEE GOLF

A park in Nagaizumi, Japan, has been officially named the worl's smallest park, covering an area of just 2 1/2 square feet.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THAT'LL SHOW HIM

Florida woman spray-paints wrong car while trying to get back at ex-boyfriend

(Thanks to Annette and pharmaross)

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

5 million-year-old tooth from Tennessee belongs to house cat-size flying squirrel

(Thanks to Rick Day)