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February 17, 2025

WHY THE 7-ELEVEN HAD NO PANTS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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In Florida, this is how we celebrate Thursday.

Prep for the weekend.

You hit me, you loose your pants, no exceptions.

I like the classier Stop And Rob stores which still wear pants.

In my defense, I was so drunk I thought it was a KUM&GO.

Never forget 7-11!

When did 7-11 start selling pants?

(over the loudspeaker) "Attention. Bus for the Camp Mohawk basketball game leaving in 15 minutes, and there is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning."

-- Tripper Harrison (Bill Murray), Meatballs

Hey, I was just waiting for the pole to provide its insurance details!

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