WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

A Wisconsin woman stabbed her boyfriend in the neck after getting into an argument with her future mother-in-law over the couple’s wedding venue, authorities said.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

She seems nice.

[wanderer2575]

She wanted the wedding to be at Chuck E. Cheese and his mom wanted it to be at Waffle House.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

I guess no cutlery knife sets will be needed for gifts.

[Willy S.]

All's fair in love & war.

[Gin Sue]

Shouldn't that be former future m-i-l?

[man tom]

Kailee could pass for Darla.

We've only just begun. Har.

[The Ghost of Karen Carpenter]

A kiss for luck and we're on our way.

[man tom]

What did John Lennon say about Karen Carpenter's voice?

I heard that Lennon, during his “lost weekend” in Los Angeles, found Karen Carpenter in a club on the strip and went up to her and told her she had one of the most beautiful voices he ever heard.

Now that we have that tidbit out of the way, and BTW who cares, lets all give it up for the earworm song of the day.

Before we all listen to that song, it is only fair to make mention the song is composed by a Christian faith band with a great singer/guitarist who never stabbed anyone including his wife Cher He stole from Greg Allman after only a week of marriage after she stabbed Greg. Cher is in the planning stage of her next Farewell Tour.

Still searching for a link to that Cher marriage thing.

The song suggests, look in the mirror and smash it to the ground. Step outside your house of mirrors, freedom's waiting when you look outside. Shatter the glass on the ground. If only we could see That He's already set us free.

White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way

[nursecindy's ghost]

Why bless her heart.

[C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin]

To quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Run away! Run away!"

Oh where is NurseCindy when we need her to share firsthand stories from the ER stitching up knife wounds inflicted by your own beloved??? RIP, NC.