VALENTINE'S DAY

Have a romantic one, blog people.

Here (thanks to pharmaross) are a guide to flower-buying for clueless guys and a story about things that can go wrong.

Comments

[O. Zempic]

You can't miss with this...

[Gator Aids]

Celebrate safely!

[🐔 Mrs. Chicken 🐔]

Guess what's getting laid today...

[The Ghost of Nietzsche]

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.

[Pepe Le Pew]

Unrequited love!!!

[Florida Man]

Red is good, right?

[Bloodweiser]

I am so into you...❤️

[man tom]

Heart-warming to see so many present on the blog today expressing their romantic interests.

[MOTW]

I bought my own flowers at Trader Joe's and arranged them because my hubby is not the romantic type. NTTAWWT He views all flowers as weeds.

[Wendy]

Give your sweetheart a Whopper tonight!

[Elaine Benes]

Are there yoni pearls in every bottle of Bloodwieser, or are we just confusing yeast affection with a yeast infection?

[man tom]

MOTW - mrs man tom and I will be celebrating our 40th later this month so we decided to combine any gift giving of the affection nature for then. I thought of giving her a 6 1/2 carat ruby ring, but she doesn't wear rings or jewelry of any kind for that matter. Besides her mother left her diamond rings as well as ruby rings with stones from Thailand worth five million Bahts. Give or take a few thousand U.S. No, really when she wears those rings she looks like Elizabeth Taylor give or take a few purple/violet eyes.

So, I have accumulated a couple of *really* nice gifts for her, sure to bear my affection, over the past year which are much better than a useless 6 1/2 carat Ruby ring. Cost me considerably less too. Not to diminish the need to show affection worthy of today as well as number 40.

*worth five million Bahts is an estimated value based on the curent GNP of the country. But I can tell you, those rings are worth A LOT. If she wee to show them to friends they would talk in awe about them for years.

[man tom]

A South African man reportedly died today after masturbating 63 times in one day. He was heartsick after being jilted before Valentine's day. So take note guys, the limit is 62.