THIS IS FLATHEAD COUNTY, SO IT SOUNDS LEGIT

12:13 p.m. A man was convinced that “agents of the deep state” are entering his apartment through a hidden closet entrance and have re-arranged his shirts and broken his air rifle. He then threatened utilizing the “Castle Doctrine” and accused the police officer of being a “deep state prick” before hanging up.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Pat Sajack]

Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White

[man tom]

Deep state prick.

As God is my witness...

[kwerty]

Those same agents are breaking into my garage and leaving stuff there. I swear there's stuff in there I don't remember buying, like a couple jack stands. My wife thinks I'm just ordering stuff from Amazon for one of my "projects," and forgetting about it, but I'm sure that's not it. I have a neighbor who likes to leave his garage door open all the time, so I started putting some of it in there.

[George Costanza]

I'm not sure you can effectively employ the castle doctrine using only a broken air rifle behind curtain of shirts in disarray.

[keith in tampa]

I hope he has plenty of tin foil

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Do any of these events happen on a dark and stormy night?

[Pullet Surprise]

So, just looking at the map of that newly-named 'merican lake and noticed that Florida is the, if not one of the deep states. At least deep on my map.

[Alan West]

This is a happenin' place:

Flathead County is located in northwestern Montana, with Kalispell serving as its county seat. The county is named after the Flathead Native American tribe (also known as the Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes). According to the 2020 U.S. Census, Flathead County had a population of 104,357. The county has experienced significant growth in recent years due to its natural beauty, outdoor recreation opportunities, and proximity to Glacier National Park. -- Claude

[Ollie]

Awesome! @kwerty