THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
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It's all about minimizing risk as not that many people die from falling off of their couches.
Posted by: Florida Man | February 13, 2025 at 07:07 AM
Garfield the cat is 43 years old and look how lazy he is.
See how much research money I saved with this observation?
Now you'll have enough to contribute toward flying cars.
Posted by: MOTW | February 13, 2025 at 07:55 AM
Coming trend sloth & koala yoga centers.
Posted by: Spud Couch | February 13, 2025 at 08:13 AM
Are we too late?
Posted by: Sponge Bob and Patrick | February 13, 2025 at 08:24 AM
♫
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name.
Posted by: Irene Cara | February 13, 2025 at 08:40 AM
Depending on the research I'm either going to live forever, or I'm already dead.
Maybe it all cancels out.
Posted by: wiredog | February 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
@wiredog - kinda like ordering a double-meat, double-cheese bacon burger with extra large fries and a Diet Coke.
Posted by: MOTW | February 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This should should Barcalounger sales a boost.
Posted by: Clankie | February 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I now have no doubt I'll make it to 150, if not 200.
Posted by: Rod | February 13, 2025 at 01:33 PM
Serial Chiller
Posted by: Dr. Doolittle | February 13, 2025 at 04:54 PM
I was going to type a reply, but then I ...
Posted by: ChrisinVa | February 13, 2025 at 07:33 PM
Should I join the "Procrastinators' Club of America"?
Next week?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 13, 2025 at 09:15 PM
Isn't there something scientific about this like boredom extends your life? Of does it just feel that way?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 13, 2025 at 09:37 PM