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February 05, 2025

OTHER THAN THAT, TOTALLY QUALIFIED

Swimming teacher drank wine from the bottle before lesson and fell over in pool

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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"Sheee, kidsh? I did thish as an obje- .. object lesshon to show you what not to do .." >splash<

Drink like a fish, swim like a fish.


If poured carefully, alcohol can float on water.

Wait...this didn't happen in Florida?!?

That’s why I always use a glass…

A REALLY good teacher will always teach by showing you what NOT to do.

Pro tip - twist a bag around the bottle so they don't know what you're drinking.

Lesson 1
How to save a drowning teacher

Moral of the story: Stick to box wine.

I don't mean to brag, but while taking a swimming lesson I hung on the side and threw up my whole lunch. And I WASN'T DRINKING. (I was 11 I recall)

"...Mr Knight, who has has since been working as an ambulance care assistant..." I'm sorry, huh?

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