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February 14, 2025

NOT THAT YOU ASKED

Here’s what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

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Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just glad to see me???

The article says that NASA has no (published) policy on sex or masturbation in space. So that means you can do it as much as you want to and not violate any policy. But be advised, news reports may ask you about such personal activities while in space.

However, further into the NASA regulation on maintaining personal health while in space it states: "Individuals should be aware of the personal hazards of blindness or hair growth on the palms of the hands due to excessive masturbation."

One small stroke for man.

Will NASA cover the fine if they do it while passing over Ohio, though...?

Now that I know, I want to.

"In space, no one can hear you..."

No, I can't. Ladies are present.


Wouldn't click on that link for $900.

Good thing no one can hear you scream.

Didn't Space Spunk open for Joan Jett back in 2001?

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