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February 09, 2025

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:47 p.m. During an altercation over a loose dog, someone told the neighbor to put their “fingers in unadvisable places.”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

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A garbage disposal? A pencil sharpener? An electric outlet? A hot microwaved potato? A jalapeno pepper? On top of a door glass that's being closed? Between the jaws of a pruning shear? The jaws of a vice? The sections of a garage door being closed? ...There are just too many good choices.

Overheard during the altercation.

"Get your head out of your unadvisable place...woof."

Wow, this was a busy week!

From the M*A*S*H episode "It Happened One Night":
Radar (after calling the upper brass trying to get the bombing near the hospital stopped): "He's got a suggestion, but I think it's physically impossible."
Hawkeye (after grabbing the phone and speaking briefly to the brass): "You're right, Radar. He's got a lot to learn about anatomy."

The lesson from this is always tighten your loose dogs.

Anybody know the recommended torque specs for a yippy chihuahua?

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