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February 13, 2025

‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’

Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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My lawyer insists the charges won't stick even if you DO catch me, because I'm on the run & can't be charged with lawless flight.

Man, you do one Liberty Mutual ad and you get a big head.

Trust me, some local Mississippian has had entertained the bird for supper already.


Bird on the Lam

Sung to the tune “Band on the Run.”

LiMu Emu & Doug

A felony rap and a steady supply of meth gets you all the chicks you could want in these parts.

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