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February 19, 2025

IT HAS OUR VOTE

California Assemblyman Proposes Bigfoot as State’s Official Large Hairy Mythical Creature

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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In California, this could be a heck of a competitive race.

"The almond, walnut, pistachio, and pecan are each the official state nut." Those aren't the only ones.

Official State Fabric ..? I would've guessed Spandex.

Bigfoot announcing his intention to run for governor Nov. 2026 kicked of his campaign proclaiming, "it's a choice between what I be can be, unburdened by what I have been."

When you hear news coming from CA it's OK to kick us. No really, kick us and mean it. In the b***s.

*I have kicked people in the balls and I know first hand/foot how bad it hurt them.

Listen people. CA can be described in a few words. CA is nuts.

But will he be a no-show at the confirmation hearings?

Wait, I want to nominate my father for this - you should see the hair on this back. Big feet? Yeah, size 13.

The Cali Assemblyman also wants to change the name of the large, hairy creature from Bigfoot to Kamala Hairyass.

Augustynolophus morrisi is just an iguanodon who bumped his head.


Mythical ?!?! With so much evidence it blurs the mind.

I’m for it, as long as the label is affixed to it that states:

KNOWN TO CAUSE CANCER IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Send this guy to Washington! I'm sure there's a Cabinet position just waiting for him.

I think they mixed up Bigfoot with the governor 🤔

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