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February 13, 2025

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK

Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Reminds us of this.

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This is just tutu much

"You sound like my ballet coach."

"Yeah, well, you're no Michael Flatley."

Amy Harrington -->
Narrating Homy
Anything Armor
Harmony Rating
Not myrrh again
Am not harrying

Next time, play it safe and go with clogging.

She was just auditioning for Kendrick Lamar's next show.


Deputy and Florida Woman to be paired with handcuffs on Dancing with the Stars.

Reminder, this story is from August 27, 2022. A story which was plastered around the world on every media outlet including a streaming video reaching the Hubble Telescope then beamed back to the International Space Station where one unidentified astronaut/cosmonaut beamed back this image to Houston thanking them for all their effort to relieve tension onboard the stuffy, at times stinking space room.

Wow, it’s frustrating when things don’t go as planned! Have you tried some io games in the meantime? They’re a fun way to take a break and clear your mind. Sometimes, stepping back and enjoying a quick game can spark new ideas.

Muff Liquor?

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