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February 05, 2025

'I THINK IT'S A LITTLE PROBLEMATIC THAT WE'RE MAKING IT A CRIME'

MN senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again

(Thanks to Ralph, Allen at Division and pharmaross)

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If you grew up in the Seventies, this story means something entirely different. And we're all for the change.

Nice Beaver!


Thanks, I just had it roasted.

However, on the Senate floor last year, Senator Justin Eichorn (R-Grand Rapids) mentioned that beavers are referred to as "nature's chicken nuggets."

Please, for the love of all that is decent, don't give Mickey D's any ideas.

I prefer the Brazilian recipe.

So Jim Bowie says to Davy Crockett, "a senator has plans to make it legal to eat beaver In MN."

Davy, "So what the hell we doin' down here in the Alamo waiting for Santa Ana and his bunch of testosterone-stupid calvary of animals? Plus He keeps blowing that stupid horn."

Jim, "Hey Sam, you comin'. We are headed off to MN to eat some beaver."

"Sam, "I may change my name to Duluth, lets hit the trail while the gettin' still good guys."

I never pelt better, just a dam good idea.

What has this guy got against Oregon State?

Making the USA great again Minnesota style.

This is eagerly awaited, no doubt

Thus saving countless relationships.

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