HARD TO ARGUE

Massive moose made in snow with meticulous footprints 'very Canadian,' says artist

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Very artistic, eh?")

Comments

[One small step]

Didn't Meticulous Footprints provide the backup dancers for the moonwalk in Michael Jackson's Thriller video?

[man tom]

Pretty amazing, but fails to answer a couple of artist-related questions I have.

1. How often did Elvis bathe?

According to his entourage, Elvis began to refuse to bathe. Per The Washington Post, Elvis wiped down his “armpits and crotch” when necessary. He also relied on deodorant tablets to kill any odor. They'd kill any type of body odor from bad breath to butt.

Q: Is *they'd* a word?

2. Did Elvis have a foreskin?

He preferred getting blow jobs or hand jobs to actual sex. This supposedly was for two reasons; Elvis was uncircumcised and was afraid of tearing his foreskin, and he had been taught by his Mother to wait for marriage.

Q: Did Elvis Uncircumcised, the follow-up to Godzilla vs. Mothra, come in under budget and was his massive foreskin revealed in the movie created by Harry Harryhausen?

Q2: Is a Harry Harryhausen slang for exactly what?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Massive Moose opened for Bachmann-Turner Overdrive in the Eh? Tour.

[Frosty the snowman]

How ephemeral! Reminds me of the time I had a banana for a nose in stead of a carrot.

[Ralph]

The local mechanical attempt to do something similar did not end well.

[Mooses - Parting the frozen water.]

Possibly related...

[Mr. Green Jeans]

Definitely related...