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FDA escalates Walmart broccoli recall to highest threat level
(Thanks to EricY)
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FDA escalates Walmart broccoli recall to highest threat level
(Thanks to EricY)
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DEFCON V?
Posted by: Florida Man | February 03, 2025 at 10:06 AM
André René Roussimoff says you are not only a pansy, but really a stupid, sick pantywaist for eating broccoli from a UPC code of "6 81131 32884 5" bag of the prepackaged escargot-like stuff.
Canada says their pansy's aren't afraid of dying amidst the total chaos created upon hearing this news, but will remain sheltered in place for the long term. The nation's alert level has been raised to escargot-like.
Posted by: man tom | February 03, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Awaiting expected impact to the Doomsday Clock and the implementation of Dimwitted Stupid Time.
Posted by: Florida Man | February 03, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Threat Level "Plaid"?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 03, 2025 at 02:30 PM
I recommend that all kale be burned as an added precaution.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 04, 2025 at 10:12 AM