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February 12, 2025

FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR, LAWNMOWER DIVISION

Just watch the video.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Hey, (in my defense) nobody's perfect!

The Steelers' hat is probably a crucial clue.

A couple years ago some idiot drifted off the road and mowed down my mailbox because he was too busy looking at his phone to pay attention to the road. My father built a new wood post and the idiot was at least gracious enough to reimburse the cost of the materials. (Labor was free because my father was happy to have a homeowner project to work on.)

I'm going to take a wild guess here and say alcohol might be involved.

So the reporter said, "Somehow the mailbox is still standing." This came right after a shot of the mailbox, which was made of ROCK. Of course, it's still standing.

This new monkey dust that just hit the street makes every vertical object look like a big, menacing Viagra pill.


Mailbox mowing.

Who among us

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