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Stellantis Poop Bandit Wreaks Havoc At Engine Plant
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Not to be nitpicky, but: Wouldn't a "poop bandit" steal poop?
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Sounds like a Jeep owner (or mechanic) broke into the plant to leave an unbiased review.
Posted by: Toyota Owner | February 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Key quote: "we will no longer ask our SBM staff to clean up these types of events"
"SBM", heh heh
Seriously, I hope they find the perp and that their punishment includes confinement in a 12 month old Porta-Potty in Arizona.
Posted by: MOTW | February 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I wouldn't want to be stuck in traffic behind a vehicle made in that plant!
Posted by: Rod | February 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Maybe it's not his poop?
Posted by: Robin Poop-Hood | February 11, 2025 at 01:03 PM
$499.99 SBM fee will soon be part of the dealer installed additions to all Stellantis vehicles.
Posted by: N. Flayshun | February 11, 2025 at 01:15 PM
Way down in Kokomo...
Posted by: Hevy Doody | February 11, 2025 at 03:04 PM
"Instead, 'each bathroom found in this grotesque state, will be immediately locked and taken out of service until further notice.'”
OSHA violation (and a grievance) in 3...2...
Posted by: Richard | February 11, 2025 at 07:59 PM
To Richard: So with the restrooms being locked and taken out of service, the company investigators have nothing to go on.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Have to say that since judi was fired, do you notice there are lots of cool, interesting, funny, fun to read, and insightful posts that appear on this blog that normally would have been edited out by her. Has anybody else noticed this? And lots more varieties of posts have been appearing - for example, who gives a damn about some stupid asteroids, Florida driver's licenses, old photographs that show somebody talking on a cell phone while standing on the battlefield during the Civil War?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Jeeps' slogans have been changed.
From:
"Go Anywhere. Do Anything", "I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep", "Have Fun Out There", "There's Only One", and "Famous for Freedom".
To:
"Poop Anywhere. Smear it on Anything." "I Poop. I Wipe. I. Am. Asshole." "Have Dung Out There!" "There's Only No. 2." And... "Infamous for Not Giving a Shit."
Posted by: Bill Moore | February 12, 2025 at 01:57 AM
Apparently taking a que for ford, in that quality is job #2!
Posted by: Red Rivers | February 12, 2025 at 01:37 PM