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Millions in the Miami Metro area reported feeling limp upon first hearing of this news. We will always remember where, we were at.
Posted by: Florida Man | February 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Now THAT'S a pill.
Posted by: Dr. Oz | February 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
With a pill that size, the lady in your life just might prefer to use the pill (mechanically, not medically) instead of you. These torpedo-sized pills must be banned!
Posted by: Rod | February 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Can they hook me up with some smuggled Mexican bologna?
Posted by: kwerty | February 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"In some cases it would be impossible to close the coffin."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posted by: MOTW | February 12, 2025 at 02:13 PM
Oh, well. If it seems too good to be true, it usually is.
But not to fear, aficionados of clean machines. If you are not (ahem) a "tightwad" as are some so-called "journalists", and are not afraid to go "whole hog" and blow your paycheck like some guy from Grand Rapids on spring break at "The Booby Trap", El Car Wash is pleased to offer the Ultimate Unlimited Gold Platinum Neil Diamond Membership, with exclusive benefits available only to those who have the class, cachet, and, above all, money to qualify.
The first fantastic benefit is EL Car Wash will show you the secret location of the Viagra dispensing machine (sorry, no cash--card only), and reveal the password ("Swordfish") to gain entry. Best of all, El Car Wash wants its loyal and valued Ultimate members to be completely satisfied, and come again. That's is why it is proud to offer the following guarantee: If after first being sprayed all over with warm water, doused with the finest scented liquid soap, playfully (yet oh-so-firmly) slapped rapidly with sopping-wet foam and felt belts, vigorously scrubbed down there where it gets really dirty, rinsed in clear, cool water, blown dry, then lovingly rubbed down with soft-touch cloths, you are not happy with how your Ram pick-up truck or Hummer looks and performs, you will be entitled to a free hand job.
As always, tips are appreciated, but not expected. (Ha-ha! Of course they expect tips, the bigger the better.)
P.S. Enormous clarification. If the customer is not satisfied, they will re-wash the car by hand. I thought this was obvious.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | February 12, 2025 at 04:36 PM
I tried one of those Viagra pills and it got stuck in my throat.
The next morning I woke up with a stiff neck.
Posted by: pharmaross (former Cialis Representative) | February 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dave,
You need to shop at Costco for your generic Viagra. According to GoodRx, the price at Costco's pharmacy for 30 pills is only $19.99 for "Gold Members". Unfortunately, mine is pink.
That's 20-cents per pill cheaper than the El Car Wash in Miami. Costco car washes are only $8.00 and comparable washes are nearly $20 elsewhere. In short, you're getting hosed at that car wash.
Posted by: pharmaross | February 13, 2025 at 03:05 AM