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February 12, 2025

BOLO

Company offers $45-per-fish bounty on 27,000 escaped salmon

(Thanks to MOTW, John Lobert and Rick Day)

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They'll need lox of luck to find the fish.

Roe, roe, roe your boat, merrily down the stream for $45 is a nice catch.

Go out at sunset and call to the fish:

"Here, fishy, fishy, fishy. Here, fishy, fishy, fishy."

Others will be doing the same thing.

Salmon chanted evening, you will meet a stranger...

Better call a lox smith to repair their holding pen.

To catch them, I suggest a 20-30 pound test monofilament with a treble hook baited with chicken livers.

Not to worry, they'll be back next year. Only, they might be a bit worse for wear by that point.

@Ralph - well played, sir

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