BEAVERS SEEM TO BE IN THE NEWS A LOT LATELY

Great beaver snatch as famous explorer accuses neighbours of kidnapping critters

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

Comments

[Clankie]

Headline writers triumph again.

[cfjk]

GEAT BEAVER SNATCH! Would be a great tagline for an as yet unwritten sitcom's lead character.

[man tom]

Robin Hanbury-Tenison joined Bowie, Crockett and Duluth along the Oregon trail as the foursome trekked northward in their quest to eat beaver in MN.

Hanbury-Tension to Davy, "this is becoming a long way to trek, how much more do we trek blazing this trail northward and if we show up in Oregon can we eat beaver there."

Davy, "look Tenison-Hanbury, you can head over there behind those giant Sequoia trees with my coonskin cap and have at it, shut up. We'll be eatin' beaver soon enough if the directions that ugly mess Señora Candelaria gave me are correct.

Robin, "my name is Hanbury-Tenison."

[Ralph]

I thought a "beaver enclosure" was called a chastity belt.

[the ghost of Robert Burns]

Going commando in a "cutty sark" is a risk some woman are more than willing to take.

[V. Dursley]

Kudos to the writer for including the word "codswallop" not one, not two, but three times!

[padraig]

It all just means springtime isn't far away.

[ChrisinVa]

First the Grammys and now this!

[Buck Nekkid]

I had a girlfriend in high school with a great beaver snatch.

[Bill Moore]

Watching season 11 of "Alone" taught me that beaver meat is very oily, particularly in the tail area. So whoever has the greatest beaver snatch wins on the show, as in life.

[George Costanza]

Didn't Weird Al make a parody of Little Richard's "Great Balls O'Fire" called "Great Beaver Snatch"?

[June (Hey, I'm dead) Cleaver]

Ward, aren;t you being a little hard on Beaver?