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February 17, 2025

BEAVERS ARE BASICALLY OBESE AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

'Vast amount of water': Beaver dam blamed for 2023 Maine train derailment

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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We have a small "nature preserve" out back of the office here. It was a nice patch of woods with a stream flowing through it and a new apartment complex going in on the other side. Then the beavers move in. Now it's a medium sized pond which occasionally floods the parking lot at the apartment building. Which can't do anything about it because the beavers are a protected species in a nature preserve.

Far more troublesome than squirrels.

"Distracted by beaver" is the official cause listed in most car vs. telephone pole crashes involving male FL licensed drivers.

A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...

"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"

Is the bartender here? Why you can bet dam certain he is!

It'd be too dam squirrely to see them with a bushy one.

Is the beaver's name Wally?


Gnaw, it wasn't us.

Why aren't the beavers being sued?

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