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Runner finishes last in 400m sprint after his 'penis comes out in the middle of the race'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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Runner finishes last in 400m sprint after his 'penis comes out in the middle of the race'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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Usually those kinds of announcements occur at press conferences.
Posted by: Clankie | February 18, 2025 at 09:07 AM
Did he win by a head?
Posted by: Jim | February 18, 2025 at 09:21 AM
In boating terms, its referred to as 'dragging one's anchor'
Posted by: jg | February 18, 2025 at 09:21 AM
"No one's showing much so far."
Just wait, lady.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This prevented him from "run(ing) properly which is normal when your dongle is swinging from side to side."
Sounds painful.
Posted by: MOTW | February 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Hopefully, the track wasn't too muddy.
Posted by: George Costanza | February 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Imagine if this had been a relay race!
Posted by: Speedy Dongzales | February 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
He was just warming up for the pole vault.
Posted by: Buck Nekkid | February 18, 2025 at 02:33 PM
We've all been there.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 18, 2025 at 03:49 PM
"The athlete desperately tried to rectify the issue" ... um, that sounds like it would only make things worse! o.O
Posted by: Ron G in WA | February 18, 2025 at 05:12 PM