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February 18, 2025

AND IN SPORTS

Runner finishes last in 400m sprint after his 'penis comes out in the middle of the race'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Usually those kinds of announcements occur at press conferences.

Did he win by a head?

In boating terms, its referred to as 'dragging one's anchor'

"No one's showing much so far."

Just wait, lady.

This prevented him from "run(ing) properly which is normal when your dongle is swinging from side to side."
Sounds painful.

Hopefully, the track wasn't too muddy.

Imagine if this had been a relay race!

He was just warming up for the pole vault.

We've all been there.

"The athlete desperately tried to rectify the issue" ... um, that sounds like it would only make things worse! o.O

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