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February 14, 2025

ADVISORY TO KAYAKERS:

Avoid the ocean.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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Kayaker has been asking for directions to Nineveh, which, as we all know, was once the capital of Assyria.

And from New Zealand, Please don't eat me, bro

The same thing will happen to you if you forget the flowers. 🌹

Not again.

Not another Jonah.

Ahem I also sent this to Dave Thursday after lunch.

Kayaking seems dangerous to your health.


Not a single whale or shark has been spotted in our community pool or on our NZ farm. Just sayin'.

The kayaker happens to be an employee of the Oregon Department of Highways who was conducting a study on how to estimate how much dynamite to blow up a whale based estimated weight.

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