'A LOCAL RESTAURANT MIGHT BE SHORT ON UTENSILS TONIGHT'

Thousands of chopsticks spill onto California highway

(Thanks to MOTW)

Comments

[Rod]

I imagine this conversation:

"Sorry, boss, but I was late to work because I had a flat when my tire was impaled by a chopstick."

"You're fired!"

[pharmaross]

There were so many chopsticks on the road, they had to use a forklift for the cleanup.

They should take away the license of the truck driver because of the wonton disregard for the safety of others.

Then he'd have to wok everywhere.

[Florida Man]

Jenga!

[Link N. Loggs]

Mourning Wood!

[Pullet Surprise]

Have to say I have not read a finer blog post than that submitted by Mr/MS pharmaross, (above) in a long time. I would like to be able to right as good as he/her or even better if I just stick to it. Maybe the kind that when you read a bit you are hungry for more an hour later.

[pharmaross]

I, pharmaross, am a 100% non-woke, all American single male residing in Anthem, Arizona. I recently lived in SW Florida for six years but grew tired of the hurricanes and humidity.

I'm originally from Michigan, where I was an English major at the University of Michigan, and completed my undergrad degree at Michigan State University majoring in Communications, with an emphasis in broadcast journalism. I also worked as a DJ at a student radio station.

Upon graduating from MSU, I briefly worked as a Reporter at WJIM-TV 6 (CBS) in Lansing (now WLNS).

I ventured into sales as a District Manager with PepsiCo. My medical sales employers include Bausch & Lomb, Davis & Geck, MedChem, Merck, Organon, Eli Lilly, Wyeth, Pfizer, AstraZeneca , Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals, & Orexo Pharmaceuticals. It's a challenging industry with mergers, acquisitions, & drugs going generic with their limited patent protection. If a drug goes generic and there's nothing new coming out of the pipeline, they lay off entire sales teams.

I've been dealing with some health challenges recently, and this blog has been an outlet for my creative juices while I recover. I'm grateful that Dave uses some of the weird news items I forward him. It's a pleasure reading the great content sent from the many fellow blogsters and Dave is hilarious with his retorts.

Thanks Mr. Pullet Surprise for the attaboy.

[Bill Moore]

Rotsa ruck

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[MOTW]

@pharmaross: I think I speak for most of us that we're glad you're here, too.