'A GIANT VIKING TURD'

Discovered beneath a Lloyds Bank in York, the world's largest fossilized human poop is a scientific treasure.

(Thanks to Bill Charles)

Comments

[Steve]

After a hard day of pillaging and plundering, you drink mead from the skulls of your enemies, then you retire to the woods to drop a literal log.

Surely there's some human DNA we could use to clone this guy and give him an award. Though telling him where he came from could be tricky.

[Eric the Red -Arsed]

Lutefisk will do that to ya every once in a while.

[Pullet Surprise]

No sh*t? (I figured that if I wrote the word shit, judi would have edited it out. Wait. What? Judi was fired? No shit.

[Ralph]

Is the bank paying compound interest?

[Bubba]

Hey, y'all should come see this 'fore I flush.

[A man walks into a sperm bank The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"]

The fossilized turd was preserved in the world's first safe deposit box.

[Leif A Lone]

One man’s poop is another man’s ….. nope …..

[Ellie Funte]

That's a hard pass.

[Pullet Surprise]

Discovered in a used book store is that finest example of literary poop - title "Dave Barry Is Finally Taking All Things Sitting Down."

[Sue]

What a legacy! I wonder if there's some way to do this with MY poop.