Dave Barry's Blog

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

‘Thou shalt not steal’ painting stolen from village church

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WHEREAS WE HAVE SORORITIES

Pompeii had a secret CULT for 'raving, intoxicated women', archaeologists say

(Thanks to Ron T)

TRYING TO GET A POTHOLE FIXED?

Here's an idea.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Ralph)

IT HAS RETAINED LEGAL COUNSEL

Trespassing turkey removed from Michigan medical facility for blocking entrance

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott)

TRILLIONAIRE FOR A DAY

The US bank Citigroup credited a client’s account with $81tn when it meant to send $280 – before the “fat finger” error was caught.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)