Dave Barry's Blog

USE THE FORCE, MARK

Shocking moment Mark Hamill's trousers fall down while he's presenting an award at the BAFTAs - leaving front row stars 'horrified'

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR NEIL YOUNG

Canadian ‘super pigs’ pose risk to US economy, agriculture

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

MEANWHILE IN PHUKET

Frenchman Arrested in Phuket for Illegal Laughing Gas Sales

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND IN SPORTS

Runner finishes last in 400m sprint after his 'penis comes out in the middle of the race'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FORTUNATELY NOT *GOOD* BEER

Truck overturns on Florida highway, spills 44,000 pounds of beer

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Emergency pretzel and chip trucks are en route.")

IT WAS THAT OR PICKLEBALL

Central NY couple builds 8,000-pound igloo on Oneida Lake to fulfill childhood dream

(Thanks to RonT)

WITHOUT A TICKET

"What the hell is my cat doing in Waterloo getting on trains and going for a ride?"

(Thanks to B&C)

ART ALERT

'£24.8m' taped bananas appear in village

(Thanks to Ralph)

HARD TO TELL THESE DAYS

DFW Airport says 'Electronic Genital Verification' notice is not real

(Thanks to Ralph)